A Bullet In The Back Of The Head

MUST UPDATE LIVEJOUNRAL MORE!!!
MUST UPDATE LIVEJOURNAL MORE!!!
I REALLY MUST UPDATE MY LIVEJOURNAL SO I DON'T GET DEATH THREATS!!!
I MUST KICK THE DOG OUT OF MY ROOM BECAUSE HE HAS FARTED!!!
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Wha? He did and its smelly!  So yea Im sorry, i lost my password because when i created this new account i couldnt keep my normal one so i needed to put a number in it.  So here I am.  Not much to update with.  Im just waiting for my job to start on the 30th at Heathcotes as a bartender.  And ive been a shoulder to cry on since Davids Grandmother died on Saturday ;__; she was really nice.  If just a little confused.  Other then that ive not been doing much just playing Rollercoaster tycoon 3 A LOT!!! okay i love it even if its not the best quality because my pc is a bit slow but it does have an ATI raedon.  Which i love.  Erm nothing else to say i suppose.

Inspired by grunhilda and her infinite comedian love.  This is Eddie Izzard with two of my fave sketches.  Yes he is a cross dresser and you will have seen him in such movies like Oceans 12... and Oceans 13 (and thats all i can remember right now)

CAKE OR DEATH!


I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~

The Sean Bean wikipedia page of ULTIMATE wisdom... (which made me giggle)

>In the beginning there was Sharpe. Then there was light, and Sharpe saw that it was good.

>The 19th century of Earth saw Sharpe doing battle for the British Empire, or what was truthfully known as the Sharpe Empire. Thanks to his remarkable godsome abilities, Sharpe led the British to victory after victory against the French, Dutch, Belgians, Japanese, Klingons, Boston Celtics and pretty much anyone who dared to oppose his greatness.

>Not satisfied with the humble collection of women on Earth, Sharpe worked with Pruneface to invent the Stargate (also known as the Sharpegate) as a means of reaching faroff worlds. In addition, the Stargate also serves as the only route into Mexico - a fact made ever more truthful by the creation of the Second Berlin Wall in 2006.

>At the beginning of the 21st century, mankind faced its most unpredecented threat - the Emo. Prior to the assistance of the legendary Sharpe, the armies of the world faced numerous losses due to the secret weapon of the emo - music. Pumped to a thousand decibels, the shrieks of My Chemical Romance could cause hemorrhaging on a cellular level. In 2007, the United Nations called upon the aid of Sharpe, who informed his new allies that the only aural defense against emo music was the sound of a live female orgasm.

>Has a scar over his eye given to him by Harrison Ford while shooting his death scene in Patriot Games (1992). Ford hit him with a boat hook because he felt inferior to Bean. Needless to say Ford went home in a body bag.

>Contrary to popular belief, the answer to life the universe and everything is not 42, but is in fact Sean Bean, or in numerical form, 006.

>Sean Bean has performed as a character who dies in nearly 85% of the films in cinema history. According to a recent study the combined deaths of all of Sean Bean's characters amounts to more than the collective deaths of the Civil War.

Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of earth is multiform. Overreaching the wide horizon as the rainbow, its hues are as various as the hues of that arch - as distinct too, yet as intimately blended. Overreaching the wide horizon as the rainbow! How is it that from beauty I have derived a type of unloveliness? - from the covenant of peace, a simile of sorrow? But as, in ethics, evil is a consequence of good, so, in fact, out of joy is sorrow born. Either the memory of past bliss is the anguish of to-day, or the agonies which are, have their origin in the ecstasies which might have been .

 

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Yes I’m still watching Sharpe.  Well I’ve watched it twice today.  Partly due to there being nothing on tv at all!  And I know I should be revising for a Psychology Exam tomorrow but I don’t feel like it.  I feel a little sick really.  I’ve been sorting out my music and Itunes all day really don’t feel like revising debates and perspectives.  And I must stop swooning over Sean Bean and do something constructive!  Maybe ill join some random groups on LJ or something?  Hehe my sunshine buddy is dancing.

Okay, I think that its time that I admit that I have become obsessed over Sharpe. I haven’t read the books (YET!) but I have been watching the hubbys DVDs of the films and Sharpe reminds me of David so much. I think it’s the ruggedness although I think that David is a lot prettier.  Right now I'm watching Sharpe’s Eagle and I've just noticed I have more of a soft fan girl spot for him when he is bleeding and almost dying with a fever.  Anyway yes this is like my 297,785,348th live journal on here but no one knows about it.  Well no one who has ever befriended me in the past and I don’t know anyone at college who has a LJ as such.  Oops!  I’ve forgotten to add my bestest pal in the world.  I’m so sorry.  But yes Sean Bean as Sharpe is f*^kable.  And the music *swoon* with its electric guitarness and his rugged accent and the hawt Spanish chicks.

True! --nervous --very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses --not destroyed --not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.